TONG-PATS
By: Iris P. Concepcion
One of the most Filipinized self-identification I had aligned myself with during the President's SONA was his use of my title as a substitute for what could be equivalent to million curses in street talk.
In an otherwise tight and forceful speech, this broke the somber thread. I had to laugh at its mere mention not knowing what exactly it meant. What I know though is that, in my otherwise tight and likewise forceful universal men, this word gets parlayed a lot as a laughing cue and in a not so
burgis way.
In fact, I could write a whole book on these underlaying pop indie terms that had, in the past, jostled me from sleep (i.e.,
araguy, beri gud) that incited a rebellion of guffaws down my larynx. Yes, Ms. Rolling Eyes, Mr. Genius is an old hand on this. In one of my professional dealings with this athlete, he was trying to be offensive as any annoying person could be. Sample:
I: "I love Hilary Clinton."
G"(enius):"I hate her so much. (while doing a business equation on his laptop with one eyebrow raised).
Of course this was before he garnished my spaghetti with something dreadfully sneaky (in color) and returned it placed in a gargantuan, spaceship-like washing basin. It was humongous, wild, freaky, bold, crass, cinematic, horrible, stupid, smart and hilarious. I was devastated: Who are going to eat
THIS? But I was also having the most fun part of my life (there was also a lengthy debate on how to cut the protruding mouth of a roasted pig). They seem to thrive on these seemingly philosophical but stupid activities. You should be in his party place.
It fragrantly stinks. Soul-wrenching. I mean, I ended up laughing my way, from mouth to foot.
This group even made someone with great responsibility speak like this, and sternly: "
Nakikialam ka kasi sa lovelife ng may lovelife, yan ang problema mo." Cut. Credits.
I said: Wow.
He thrives on the edge like he needs to be pushed. That is the reason his world is always expanding, filled with extreme surprises that you experience by heart (damn the logical mind), instead of shrinking. You do not get seeped into articulate discourses. You get something like this:
GB: "You aspire to be in Sulu."
I: "Yes, and those wire cables really look tawdry."
GB: (nods while chewing).
He is always looking for this Spiderman guy.
We understood. How? Who the freaking knows
how? We just
did.And those equations on radars: some people would scuba-dive for that. I would exactly know if people had been brought under his creative custody one time or the other. It is hard to copy him: a
sui generis among a
genus (I am mixing up my law terms for that very specific purpose).
Back to the SONA: Of course,
tunog kalye or
salitang kanto like Tong-pats always creates a deeper impact in our own sense of belongness.
About the restoration committee (never mind if I am talking Greek here).
It had been a while since I stalk the words of people I am overtly familiar with by now. They are subsumed in other printing presses sometimes but I would still know the gravity of their bodily mass when imprinted.
Today I had another productive reading, about some writers' icons in their life.
The placements were well-thought of. You get "Oh damn, he is
that". I almost cried looking at one picture out of sentimentality. Son knows how to pick his top person even if his coterie of gangsters scare the hell out of wits (I am just telling this to gain sympathy but, nah, some cried over my senseless words sometimes) my otherwise guarded shell.
Yes, that was one powerful, incisive project of affinity. I did think of it as a fragile thing in the past. When everything materialized though, I was so overwhelmed by the outcome that I no longer know if I could still be overwhelmed in the future. I keep verbalizing on my head how these gamut of somehow smiling individuals with eyes, noses, ears and teeth were gathered even in such disparate surroundings, temperance and origin.
One tycoon admitted to have dozed off (snored) during a Twilight screening. Obviously, he got bored. They have reverse psyche that confounds even the most smartest of minds.
There is a common vital nerve on them though: their moral fortitude even amid any competition and this openness to the wonderful, mundane, even dunk things around them. It takes a lot to cultivate this sense of detachment (who takes photography when Monaco is better) even from the upper, middle and underground think tanks. Their purpose is singular though: uprightness in dealings, be it in art, politics or business.
And the capability to do the right thing when the proper time comes.
Even their most boring works could be the best outputs of some groups. They are
not truly into mob thinking: there is a silent slice to their cong-coctions, errrr, concoctions. Daughter, what article. You wrote like a nun there. I was forever decoding what my sometime nephew did in his sassy gear. When it hit me: I just burst out a laugh. He had been coached well. Look at those eyes!!! And someone in the fan ring is wrong. I thought who she was mimicking was flaky.
And I do know that my plates there looked artsy, ring friend. Made in Japan. Vintage 1960s. Bought from a town market. You should have seen our teapots. They got lost somewhere. And the knives were spectacular (they were filed like gifts). They were all gone when I returned.
Back to the write-ups: Even our President quoted a line about
Travel, behold that is as powerful as my yellow watch in
that interview.
Just get a copy of this Philippine Star issue, with a Cory covering on it. Worth the read.